i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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