Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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