And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Randomize
