quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
so much tequila, so little girl.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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