I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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