something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
