gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
