have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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