Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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