This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
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NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
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They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
We're not piercing ourselves today.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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