just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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