Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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