thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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