It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
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You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
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Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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