You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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