She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
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I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
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By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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