THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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