Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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