i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
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I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
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The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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