your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
His nipple licking is glorious
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