Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I will be naked everywhere
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I need to align my fucking chakras
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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