So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
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the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
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Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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