How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
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seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
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What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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