I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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