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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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