i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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