It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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