$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
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