i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
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Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
How external is "for external use only"?
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I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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