You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Im just a social blackout drinker.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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