I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
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There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
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I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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