My hand turned me down
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
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We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
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I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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