He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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