Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
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I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
My dick has a subreddit
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize