Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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