I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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