I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
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Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
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Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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