This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
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