IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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