If you die in college, do you die in real life?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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