i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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