3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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