I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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