you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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