Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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