i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
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We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
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As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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