32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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