Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
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I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
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You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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