also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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