when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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