Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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