Your dad touched me again.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
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Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
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Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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