Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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