Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
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