Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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