i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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