Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
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He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
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All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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